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This is a great book
the most touching and compelling book I've read in years.Caroline Knapp has truly communicated the joys of "dog cohabitation" (as opposed to "dog ownership") in a way that even non-dog people can appreciate. Her largely anecdotal work will both resonate with those who have a dog, and will help to shade in mysterious and perplexing areas for those who don't -- and who wonder how people can get so darn attached to an animal.
And, perhaps best of all, Ms. Knapp avoids most of the preposterious dog-as-human-in-little-fur-coat anthromorphism that many writers of less talent and intelligence have used to convey that difficult to describe feeling of being engaged in a reciprocal love relationship with a dog.
As a writer myself, I am impressed -- and a little bit jealous of -- Ms. Knapp's use of language and phrasing to convey both complicated concepts and strong emotions. And, there are quite a few instances of humor in the book as well -- any dog owner who, as Ms. Knapp recounts, is convinced that a neighbor overhearing him or her speak to the dog would think "I'm a goon" will certainly empathize.
Again, the tone of this book is appropriate for both "dog people" and those indifferent to dogs alike. And, for those individuals (you all know who you are) who have fretted while dining out -- or, better yet, refused a dinner invitation altogether -- because of not wanting to leave Rover home alone, this book will speak to your soul.
The bond of unconditional love is forever
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Disappointing entry in the popular seriesI have two main problems with this book. First, the chain of events don't seem to flow as naturally as the other books. For example, the mouse will go from putting a carrot on a snowman's nose to building a snow fort. There is no correlating reason why the mouse jumps from one activity to another in this book, unlike the original books. Events occur randomly rather than flowing like a domino chain, which severely hampers the flow.
Second, I personally found this book to be very predictable. The ending is EXACTLY like the beginning except in reverse. In contrast, for example, the moose wanted jam with the muffin in the beginning, which is obtained from the fridge. In the end, though, it's not the fridge that triggers the desire for jam...it's something else. So it's not merely the beginning in reverse. In this book, though, it is indeed the fridge (to borrow the analogy) that triggers the desire for the jam...and that's what makes the story predictable.
To summarize, this looks like a story where someone tried unsuccessfully to mimic Numeroff's style. Too bad Numeroff couldn't mimic herself better.
A mom overseas
Beautiful Illustrations for ChristmasThis is an excellent continuation of the collaboration of Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond on children's books based upon fanciful "IF/THEN" statements. If you take a Mouse to the movies, then he will want popcorn; THEN, this results in his stringing the popcorn to decorate the Christmas Tree (which is the central theme of this beautiful book), and then, and so on. Each improbable "THEN" is the joy of this book. For example, the little Mouse is given just the right clothes for the wintry weather, including a cute red woolen cap, with holes for his large ears. Finally, after making snowmen, decorating a Christmas Tree, you will come full circle, and, after giving the Mouse another batch of popcorn, again, "...he'll want you to take him to the moves".
I enjoyed reading this book to my grandchildren. The younger boys (twins) were captivated by the richness of details in Felicia Bond's illustrations, while the older grandchildren (especially the girl) rolled their eyes and smiled at the "silliness" of each new IF/THEN situation ...for example, a Mouse making a "snowman" and (!) with snowy white mouse ears! The Christmas theme makes this an ideal gift for the impending holidays.

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The First Valley Of Bond!
Illogical but deeply satisfyingBut somewhere along the line, YOLT fumbled and never regained its momentum. Yes the script is filled with action sequences, including a chopper battle in mid-air and a fight at the docks, but to accomdate these sequences the script goes into illogical territory. For example, early on in the film Bond goes to visit a contact named Henderson, only for Henderson to be killed. Bond sneaks back w/the killer, and just *happens* to find a safe in the wall. The alarm sounds, and he just *happens* to grab a set of documents which provide a negative and vital information. Aki, a competent Japanense agent, is killed towards the end of the film and quickly replaced by a new girl whos name isn't even mentioned (Kissy in the credits), all for the sake of sneaking one more Bond girl into the film. Also, Bond attempts to disguise himself as an astronaut and sneak aboard the rocket. What good would this have done? What did he think he could possibly accomplish in space? Connery's performance is also wooden. It doesn't have the charm of either his earlier performances or the humour of his later performance in Diamonds. I understand he was being hounded by the press at this time and desperately wanted to finish this film and quit, but he really should've been able to do a better job.
Complaints aside thou, YOLT still manages to entertain, moreso than most of the latter entries in the series. The script is illogical, but at least its fast-paced and rapid-fire all the way to the end. The sense of Bond political-incorrectness is rampant too, with lines like 'in japan, men come first, women come second.' These were the classic lines that made Bondmania, and YOLT also happens to represent the last of the films where Bondmania was truly part of the culture.
Final score? Rent YOLT. Buy YOLT. It's more mindless action than plot, but at least you get your moneys worth, and its both Connery and Japanese style all the way.
Entertaining Connery

Never againIan Fleming's novels are finally back in print in the USA, and I would encourage everyone reviewing here to pick them up and read them all. Fleming was very good at what he did. Bond was a perfect character to go to the movies, and he has endured as a character well past the Cold War.
Bond was resurrected for the page in the early 80s by spy novelist John Gardner, who churned out no less than 13 Bond novels in about 15 years. Some were good, some were awful. It became clear that Gardner was not very interested in the legacy or the character of Bond. His books seemed to be about a guy named Bond who was a secret agent.
Raymond Benson, super James Bond fan and indeed president of a fan club, was given the mantle to write these books. Not a novelist, Benson did good research and came up with good stories to work Bond and UK interests in.
Unfortunately, he is a bad writer. A non-writer. His books alternate between long descriptions of everything Benson learned on his fact-finding missions to the locales featured in the novel, and then he cuts over to action, bad dialogue, more description, and even went so far as to include some nauseating and embarrassing sex scenes. He cannot write a novel where all of these elements blend into a solid story with sharp plotting and clear characters.
Benson is obsessed with Fleming's Bond. However, he is not obsessed with attempting to write prose that even approaches John Gardner, let alone Fleming. The results are incredibly disappointing and downright silly at times. I don't know how well these have been selling, but it seems like the literary franchise of Bond has been destroyed. While each new Bond films takes in more than the last, Bond books just keep getting more upsetting.
I couldn't even finish this book. After resurrecting characters Fleming created and killed, Benson's plotting is very shoddy, skipping out on Bond for whole sections. The lack of anything approaching engaging prose made me put this, and Benson, down for good.
I gave him a chance. I endured most of 'the Union' trilogy, which is a sad attempt to resurrect SPECTRE. It doesn't have to be this bad. Glidrose needs a pro writer who can up the stock of Bond books.
Not recommended. Go and hunt down Fleming, who must be spinning several times in his grave.
Goodbye, Mr. Benson.
Benson's best Bond!
Benson's Bond Series Overview
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A GREAT story of 'What If?' that we HOPE never happens...
KEEP 'EM COMING, BOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reading is believing.
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Weak Characters
traditional yet adequate fantasy reading
AWESOME bookDeals with very mature scenes.. I read this book within a week I could not put it down.
I highly recomend it to any open minded fantasy or fetish readers.
This rocks!!!


It's lost a little bit of the original Bond films and books
A thrilling Bond adventure in the true spirit of Ian FlemingThe book has everything, as 007 is now up against a new adversary--the Union, a new terrorist organization as ruthless as the SPECTRE and SMERSH of old, but this time, they appear to be only interested in one thing--money. Thus, they can sell their services to the highest bidder and have apparently infiltrated the British Secret Service itself!
This time Bond is called upon to retrieve an item stolen by the Union which is critical to national security. Along the way, readers encounter the familiar characters who compose the British Secret Service family and are introduced to new ones, especially Dr. Hope Kendall, whose stunning good looks and other attributes are straight in the Flenming tradition. She is a fresh entry into the Bond harem!
Bond's main antagonist within the Union is cunning and ruthless. For the first time in many a Bond book, he engenders real feelings of hate from the reader.
The book moves quickly across the world, as readers are once again given the exotic locales expected in Bond's world. Benson does not disappoint, as the reader is taken on a lengthy mountain climbing expedition with Bond, a mission which leads up to an explosive climax.
Through it all , Raymond Benson has proven that he really has what it takes to fill Ian Fleming;s shoes. Benson has developed a style similiar to the way Fleming was able to sweep readers along with the narrative, enjoying the intricate details of the story itself without ever losing focus on James Bond. Benson here accomplishes nearly the same thing, but instead writes for a very modern audience. He appears very comfortable in Bond's world.
This book is highly recommended for anyone who has glimpsed into that world, and would like to visit it again. James Bond is back, and, with Raymond Benson, nobody does it better!
One of Benson's Best
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Stephanie Plum is getting pruny
A Plum Good ReadYou'll have to read SEVEN UP to find out, but I will tell you this. She does finally do something with her hair. In this book, Stephanie is after Eddie DeChooch, an aging mobster who failed to appear at his court date for smuggling cigarettes. It's amazing how Stephanie can't seem to apprehend the depressed, next-to-blind senior citizen, but it wouldn't be a Stephanie Plum adventure if that weren't so.
All of the regular cohorts are back. The back-of-her-mind love triangle between the hunk-of-a-cop Joe Morelli and her hot professional partner-in-crime Ranger is blossoming quite nicely, and the cliffhanger at the end of this book will leave you speechless. Grandma Mazur is her same colorful, scene-stealing self, and we finally get to meet Stephanie's sister, Valerie. And does she ever make a great first appearance! Mooner and "the Dealer" are also back with more prominant roles, filling out a wonderful cast of characters.
As always, Evanovich writes a fast-flowing hilarious novel. Evanovich likes to throw you off guard every once in a while, whether it be with inept, bufoonish bad guys, a crazy funeral viewing a Stiva's, or even a small taste of mud wrestling. She is seemingly always on top of her game, and in touch with pop culture. Hey, for you professional wrestling fans out there, there is even a reference to the Rock. SEVEN UP will keep you guessing throughout, taking you on a wild ride. It is a very entertaining read.
wacky, fun, and entertainingThe Stephanie Plum series is wacky, fun, and entertaining and this installment is no different. The thing I love most about this series is that Stephanie is a totally incompetent bounty hunter with out being dumb and insulting to women. The characters are fun as well and Stephanie, Morelli, and Ranger's love triangle is addictive. If you are looking for something to brighten your mood then I highly recommend this series.

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The Zero in the Title Refers to Raymond BensonFirst of all, his writing style is for 5-year-olds. Second, he smacks readers over the head with too much sex. Fleming did not go into lurid details, neither did Gardner. As a result Benson throws the class and style of the previous books out the window.
In a horrible short 007 story Benson wrote for Playboy, he brings back Irma Bunt of Spectre. Terrible. The character was not his to mess with. It's almost as rediculous as brining Goldfinger back from the dead 40 years on.
I urge fans to give Benson a wide berth and to stick with the Fleming and Gardner books. The poor quality of his books just show that he is a fanboy with poor literary talent.
Bond would never settle for second best, why should you?
Bond's welcome return
At last a return to Ian Fleming's original James Bond!
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Sketchy reviewersFredlybrand from Chapel Hill, NC and Dan Ross from Allen, Tx are apparently the same person.
What gives?
Good, entertaining reading about finance issues in the 80'sThe book is focused on the rise and fall of Drexel and the associated personalities of the firm. The author does a very good job of illustrating the power Milken had within Drexel, how his office on the West Coast went from being a backwater to accounting for the bulk of the firms revenue, and how Milken's subsequent removal left Drexel crippled past the point of healing. I felt that the book does a good job of explaining the brilliance of Milken and the high-yield bond market that he created and nurtured, and the catch-22 that led to his criminalization.
At the end of the day I find these kind of books to be financial humor more than anything because 1) these guys worked their butts off (2) made tons of money and then (3) a lot of them lost their shirts, ran into difficulties or (3) ended up in jail. Yes, they are rich by the boat load but it isn't the way I want to make a living.
A Classic Look at the Inside of Milken's WorldMy version of the text is labeled on the front cover as, "The Book Wall Street Couldn't Stop," in reference to attempts to prevent its publishing. I believe that those persons that wanted to do so are now content with their failure, as the book does a good job of explaining the brilliance of Milken, the market that he created and nurtured, and the catch-22 that led to his criminilization. As someone who works in banking, it is awe-inspiring to read the descriptions of Milken's deal-making capabilities and strategies, and at the same point disappointing to see how he slipped from operating in shades of grey to areas of wanting morals. The author does a very good job of illustrating the power Milken had within Drexel, how his office on the West Coast went from being a backwater to accounting for the bulk of the firms revenue, and how Milken's subsequent removal left Drexel crippled past the point of healing. The inter-office dynamics that Ms. Bruck writes on are present everywhere, but it is difficult to imagine anywhere that they are seen in such extremes.
I highly recommend this book.